In a large skillet, on medium heat. Heat the oil. Saute the shallots. Once browned and fragrant, add the white part of the green onion and garlic. Saute until the garlic is crispy.
Lower the heat, add the kale, and saute. Add 2 tablespoon of water to the kale to steam it. Cover with a lid and cook for 3 minutes until the kale has wilted.
Turn off the heat and set the kale mixture aside.
In a bowl, combine the sauce ingredients. Whisk well until the sauce is thoroughly combined. Set aside.
Cook the noodles according to the package instructions. Drain, and rinse under cold water until warm to the touch.
Transfer the noodles to a large bowl and add the sauce. Toss to coat. Add the kale mixture and toss again.
Serve and enjoy!